Black balls of pleasure
While perusing the internet for a remedy to the aches plaguing my body, the google recommended a device called a “toshiba magic wand”. I can not in good conscience recommend it. Instead of a constant pummeling on my pressure points, the head merely vibrates acting like a blunt tickling stick.
Dejected and unsatisfied, I was about to give up and rub vicks vapor rub all over my body. It was then that I stumbled upon these black spherical rubber balls of pure unadulterated pleasure. You can step on them, sit on them, place them between yourself and a wall, which to the uninitiated, will make you look like a giant cartoon bear scratching his back on a tree trunk but we are the initiated. And the initiated have a lifetime pass to the pleasure palace.